April fools?

In honor of April Fool's day some of the items below are true and some are not.

1. Morgan has marriage proposals out to at least 5 different people


2. Simon fell off the dryer


3. The new car is only a few days old and already has required a good vacuuming on the inside


4. Simon is currently training for the 2032 Summer Olympics in trampoling


5. Morgan ate a stick of butter


6. The new car has been named "Elizabeth" and old car has been named "Elmo"


7. Morgan has now been admitted to the hospital more times then Patrick


8. Simon and Morgan's favorite genre of music is Irish Punk

Good luck guessing!